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18-12-2006, 07:40 AM
The Italian man says, "Last week my wife and I had great sex.
I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and
she screamed for five full minutes of ecstasy at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
her body all over with butter.
We then made passionate love, and she screamed for fifteen minutes."
The Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex, too.
I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz [chicken fat], we made love,
and she screamed for over six hours."
The Italian and Frenchman are stunned.
They ask in unison, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife
scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man replies, "I wiped my hands on the
bedspread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and
she screamed for five full minutes of ecstasy at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
her body all over with butter.
We then made passionate love, and she screamed for fifteen minutes."
The Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex, too.
I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz [chicken fat], we made love,
and she screamed for over six hours."
The Italian and Frenchman are stunned.
They ask in unison, "What could you have possibly done to make your wife
scream for six hours?"
The Jewish man replies, "I wiped my hands on the
bedspread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"