PostHuMaN
20-12-2006, 04:59 PM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary
said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he
told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary
said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he
told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been
there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."